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Limericks for kids

Six clean, funny limericks written for children, a fill-in template, rhyme banks, and a 40-minute classroom activity.

Six clean, funny limericks written for this page, a fill-in template, and a five-step classroom activity that gets a whole class writing limericks in about forty minutes. Every poem here is safe for school.

Six limericks for kids

My homework

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My dog ate my homework, I swear!
He was hungry, and it was just there.
Said my teacher, “I see.
Then he’ll stay after three,”
And he got a gold star. That’s not fair!
The oldest excuse in school, with a twist nobody sees coming.

The giraffe

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A giraffe who was terribly tall
Couldn’t fit through the door of the hall.
When they asked him to dance,
He replied, “Not a chance!”
Then he danced on the roof at the ball.
He says no, then does it anyway. Children love the contradiction.

The race

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A snail who was keen on a race
Said, “I’ll win, and I’ll set a new pace!”
Well, she started in June,
And she’ll finish quite soon:
By October. She’s still in first place.
The joke is that she is the only one in the race. Some kids get it at once, some a minute later.

The astronaut

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An astronaut, packing for space,
Couldn’t fit all her toys in the case.
So she took out her socks
And her lunch in a box,
And now Teddy’s the first on the base.
A packing list that goes wrong. Good for a space topic.

The sneeze

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A boy with a terrible sneeze
Blew the leaves off a dozen tall trees.
When he sneezed in the hall,
It blew over them all,
And the principal flew to Belize.
Pure exaggeration, which is the easiest kind of joke for children to write themselves.

Art class

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An octopus clever at art
Was the star of our class. She was smart:
With a brush in each arm
And remarkable charm,
She had finished before we could start.
Eight arms, eight brushes. Ask the class what else an octopus would be good at.

How to explain a limerick to a child

Keep it to three things. A limerick is five lines long. The long lines rhyme with each other and the short lines rhyme with each other. And the last line is the joke. Show one of the cards above and point at the letters down the side: A, A, B, B, A.

Then read it aloud and clap on the strong beats: three claps on the long lines, two on the short ones. Children feel the rhythm long before they can explain it, and clapping makes the difference between a limerick and five lines that happen to rhyme.

A fill-in-the-blank template

For younger or less confident writers, a frame takes away the hardest part. Fill in the blanks, then read it aloud to check it bounces.

Limerick template

There once was a ________ named ________,
Who ________ all day by the ________.
    When ________ came by,
    It said ________ “________!”
And ________ ________ ________.

Line one names someone. Line two says what they do. Lines three and four are what happens next. Line five ends on a word that rhymes with the name, and it should be the funniest word in the poem.

Rhyme banks

Give children a name that rhymes easily and a list to choose from. These are some of the easiest sounds in English:

Name or wordRhymes
Kate / catlate, gate, plate, eight, great / hat, mat, flat, bat, splat
Bill / hillstill, spill, fill, will, chill, thrill
Lee / treebee, sea, knee, three, tea, free
Ben / henten, pen, den, when, again
Sue / zooshoe, blue, glue, flew, moo, too
Ray / playday, hay, say, way, stay, away

A classroom activity

  1. Read and clap (5 minutes)

    Read three of the limericks above aloud. The second time through, the class claps on the strong beats.

  2. Find the pattern (5 minutes)

    Put one limerick on the board. Ask which lines rhyme and label them A and B. Ask which line is the joke.

  3. Write one together (10 minutes)

    Choose an animal and a name from the rhyme bank. Write the last line first as a class, then build the other four. Writing the ending first is the trick that makes limericks funny.

  4. Write in pairs (15 minutes)

    Pairs use the template and rhyme banks. One writes, one claps the rhythm and says where it stumbles.

  5. Perform (5 minutes)

    Volunteers read theirs aloud. The class claps the beats, and the best punchline wins.

For older students, how to write a limerick covers rhythm and rhyme in more depth, and what is a limerick has the history, including Edward Lear. The limerick generator, set to Clean, can produce more examples for a lesson.

Questions

What is a limerick for kids?

A funny five-line poem. Lines one, two and five rhyme, lines three and four rhyme, and the last line is a joke. Kids' limericks are usually about animals, school or silly accidents.

What age can children write limericks?

Most children can enjoy limericks from about age six and write their own with help from about eight, especially with a template and a rhyme bank like the ones on this page.

How do you teach limericks to kids?

Read a few aloud and clap the beats together, show the AABBA pattern, then write one as a class before students try their own. The classroom activity on this page lays it out in five steps.

Are these limericks OK for school?

Yes. Every limerick on this page is clean and was written for this site. Teachers can print them without attribution.